Breastfeeding is for Lazy Women

Breastfeeding is for lazy women.

Too lazy to do dishes?
Breastfeeding means you don’t have to wash bottles.

Food preparation a drag?
There’s no need to boil water and mix in the powder when you breastfeed.

Don’t want to find somewhere to warm a bottle when you’re out?
You don’t have to when you breastfeed. Just pull the milk warmer out of your bra.

Can’t be bothered to do detective work to find out why your babe is fussing?
It doesn’t matter, your boob will fix it.

What’s worse than getting up in the middle of the night to feed the baby?
If you combine breastfeeding with bedsharing, you’ll never need to wake up at night again.

For many women getting breastfeeding ”perfected” is a struggle that takes time, tears, dedication and determination. There’s nothing lazy about that. But once you got it, my oh my, does it make life with a baby more simple.

Let’s raise a glass for the lazy women out there.